Crew

The people who make it work.

At a hotel, staff are staff. On an orbital residence, crew are personally selected by your host—trusted by people whose privacy requirements are… specific.

Some trained in the legacy programmes and transitioned when public missions became politics. Others came up through the Orbital Hospitality Institute, where training is rigorous and discretion is contractual.

legacy

Former government astronauts and operators. Mission experience. Command credentials. Rare.

transition

Career astronauts who retrained. Technical competence plus a calmer, guest-first orientation.

commercial

OHI-certified. Trained specifically for private orbital hospitality. Fast, modern, socially fluent.

Service availability and terms handled through your concierge. Residence policies apply.

Commander Elena Vasquez - then

Then — lunar surface salute

Commander Elena Vasquez - now

Now — STAG PARTY hat, peace sign

Legacy Crew

Commander Elena Vasquez

(she/her)

Credentials: Legacy astronaut corps (ret.) · Station commander · Lunar return era · Multi-mission flight record · EVA qualified

Elena led missions when the rules were still written in public. She transitioned to private service when the ships started flying themselves—because judgement still matters, even when autopilot does the thrusting.

"People don't come up here for a pilot. They come up here for someone who's been calm when it mattered."

Available through Commander:

  • Walk-Through — Guided EVA briefing and suit-up supervision
  • The Debrief — Two hours. Ask anything.

Does not offer: Overnight attendance · Media appearances · Discretionary hosting

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Col. John Hubblestone - then

Then — tactical grey suit, combat-worn, thousand-yard stare

Col. John Hubblestone - now

Now — SpaceBnB uniform, welcoming guests, warm smile

Legacy CrewCOSMOS HAVEN Exclusive

Col. John Hubblestone

(he/him)

Credentials: Space Force (ret.) · Decorated service record · Extended-duration flight · Tranquility survivor

The man who came back from the Moon. What was left of him. What he built from the pieces.

"Some guests don't need excitement. They need someone steady."

Available through Col.:

  • The Watch — John stays awake while you sleep. Or while you can't.
  • Altitude Adjustment — Guided Earth-view protocol, breathwork, optional medical oversight (residence rules apply)
  • Eleven Minutes (Restricted) — A single, private account of Tranquility. Verification required.

Does not offer: Publicity · Testimony · Government liaison · Anything on record

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Cmdr. Hughes

Bodywork in micro-G, Earth visible

Transition Crew

Cmdr. Hughes

(he/him)

Credentials: ESA astronaut corps (ret.) · Station flight experience · OHI retrained

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Ally Certified💆 Orbital Wellness Practitioner

Hughes is "technical concierge" in the old sense: equal parts systems calm, human calm. He can fix the scrubbers. He can also stop a panic spiral before it takes the whole weekend.

"Sometimes the job is engineering. Sometimes it's just being steady."

Available through Cmdr.:

  • The Real Briefing — The stories from two ISS missions. Not the press version.
  • Orbital Bodywork — Micro-G adapted deep tissue. Less clinical, more intuitive.

Does not offer: Overnight attendance · Publicity

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Callum Hughes

Young, "HUGHES" patch with HE/THEY rainbow badge, certification wall behind

Commercial Crew

Callum Hughes

(he/they)

Credentials: OHI Graduate 2032 · Commercial pipeline · Multi-rotation flight record

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Ally Certified✨ Extended Companionship Available (residence rules apply)

Callum grew up in Grimsby. Dock work, care work, no contacts, no shortcuts. He got up here the modern way: training, grit, and being unflappable when rich people are having a moment. His dad worked the docks until they automated. His mum did care work. Neither of them had ever been on a plane. Now Callum works four hundred kilometres above Earth.

"Space isn't for posh people. It's for whoever can keep it together."

Available through Callum:

  • Extended Companionship — Social time, event attendance, overnight presence. Clear boundaries. Private hosting etiquette.
  • Zero-G Fitness — Resistance training that actually works in micro-G
  • Station Tour (Callum Cut) — Less manual, more "here's where the good snacks are and which modules have phone signal"

Certifications: Consent protocols · Guest privacy handling · Residence-specific compliance

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Reviews:

★★★★★"Finally, crew who doesn't make you feel like you're interrupting their important space work. Callum treated me like a mate."— Verified guest
★★★★★"I asked him about Grimsby. He asked me about Lagos. We talked for four hours. Best conversation I had all trip."— Verified guest
★★★★★"The overnight was great but honestly the highlight was him teaching me to make a proper cup of tea in zero-G. Harder than it sounds."— Verified guest
Li Mei

Portrait with Trans Ally badge. Massage, guest restrained, Earth through viewport.

Commercial Crew

Li Mei

(she/her)

Credentials: OHI Graduate 2031 · Guest Services Specialist · Zero-G Massage Certified · Multi-station flight record

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Ally✨ Discretionary Hosting Available (verified principals; residence rules apply)

Li Mei notices everything: overstimulation, silence, social dynamics, when someone needs company and when they need space.

"Most guests don't need a spacewalk. They need the room to feel held."

Available through Li:

  • Zero-G Massage — Therapeutic bodywork with restraint system, pressure adaptation, viewport view. Earth turns while she works.
  • Discretionary Hosting — Social time, event plus-one, overnight presence. Boundaries explicit.
  • Just Talking — Company without performance.
Request Li

Reviews:

★★★★★"The massage was transcendent. Weightless, strapped in just enough to stay still, watching the Earth turn while someone works out the knots. I've had expensive massages. This was different."— Verified guest
★★★★★"She recommended a better restaurant on Earth than any concierge I've used. Range."— Verified guest
S. Lane

Purple hair, "S. LANE" patch with SHE/THEY rainbow badge, training facility background

Commercial Crew

S. Lane

(she/they)

Credentials: OHI Graduate 2032 · Guest Services · New rotation

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans-Affirming Certified✨ Extended Companionship Available (residence rules apply)

Lane is socially surgical—excellent at reading what people actually need versus what they think they're meant to want. Purple hair is from radiation exposure, they claim. (They're lying. It's dye. Which is somehow harder to maintain in orbit than you'd think.)

"I'm not legacy. I'm just very good at atmosphere."

Available through S.:

  • Extended Companionship — Social, events, overnight presence
  • The Playlist — Station sound and mood curation. Their taste is specific but good.
Request S.

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Service availability and terms handled through your concierge. Residence policies apply.

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